I have innernet at the office! I have innernet at the office!
(why do I keep spelling "internet" that way? Send help)

Sadly, I do not have air conditioning in the office.
I am already sweating like a hooker on a date with a cop.
I am not comfortable in the least.

I could use a beer. That would keep me cool. So what if it's not even 10.15am?
I'm a hardcore corporate weasel type.
Fo' sho'.